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Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy for POPSUGAR

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inkskinned:

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

wexdarn:

ectoplasm-bodyshots:

ectoplasm-bodyshots:

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friend

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT


Rolling a 1 on a perception check

appendingfic:

greelin:

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

robots can have mental illnesses we can’t even conceive of - like shrimp colors

fantaboy91:
“chaointe:
“princecharmingtobe:
“cephalopodvictorious:
“queerscout:
“direwolf-distributor:
“filipfatalattractionrblog:
“liluglydudefromdetroit:
“So play like a noob? got it
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You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess...

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

direwolf-distributor

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

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#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

You’re fucking kidding me. Beginner’s Luck is a real thing!?

I repeat, Halle Bailey was born to be a Disney princess!

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jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

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Goodnight, or not….

syllverart:

purpleblobfrompluto:

selenecloud:

djburk1996:

iheartbadguys:

imcurrentlydying:

mossolantern:

pride-potato:

directlyat-thesun:

missmamakitty:

stephanielovess:

anxietyproblem:

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

Making Phone calls

people

socializing

going into a public place

talking to someone i don’t know

going to a party for my parents’ friend

STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK

walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus

something unplanned being added into my schedule

having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)

Walking to school

riding a bike

being in a moving car

Driving at night

Being around people

Someone besides me picking a movie

Heart wrenching books/movies/tv shows

People passing me when other car/cars are coming from the other direction

Flying

When things aren’t in even numbers (I’m OCD)

When things aren’t balanced in my life (I’m a Libra ⚖)

The list goes on..

All of the above and more

everything listed above anddd

sitting for too long

realizing that i’m reading

being in a room with other people even those i’ve known my entire life (tho i have a great relationship w my family🫶🏻)

talking

giving presentations

realizing i’m in a middle of an exam (even tho i know all the answers)

when someone doesn’t have the same energy as me

crowded places

Doing literally anything

People looking at my phone screen even if I’m looking at completely normal stuff