Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy for POPSUGAR
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friendNOT A DOG
NOT A DOG
BEAR
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Rolling a 1 on a perception check
“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude
robots can have mental illnesses we can’t even conceive of - like shrimp colors
So play like a noob? got it
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
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Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???
I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.
You’re fucking kidding me. Beginner’s Luck is a real thing!?
What’s something that gives your anxiety?
Making Phone calls
people
socializing
going into a public place
talking to someone i don’t know
going to a party for my parents’ friend
STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK
walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus
something unplanned being added into my schedule
having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)
Walking to school
riding a bike
being in a moving car
Driving at night
Being around people
Someone besides me picking a movie
Heart wrenching books/movies/tv shows
People passing me when other car/cars are coming from the other direction
Flying
When things aren’t in even numbers (I’m OCD)
When things aren’t balanced in my life (I’m a Libra ⚖)
The list goes on..
All of the above and more
everything listed above anddd
sitting for too long
realizing that i’m reading
being in a room with other people even those i’ve known my entire life (tho i have a great relationship w my family🫶🏻)
talking
giving presentations
realizing i’m in a middle of an exam (even tho i know all the answers)
when someone doesn’t have the same energy as me
crowded places
Doing literally anything
People looking at my phone screen even if I’m looking at completely normal stuff